Do you want to hear something crazy?

Well, hear this:

We have been living an air conditioned-free lifestyle this summer.

Did ya hear that right?

There is no AC up in here.

Crazy, I told you.

With today’s temperature rising to the high 90’s (which has been quite typical this whole summer) I sometimes wonder to myself if we’ve made some kind of mistake. But you know what? The more I think about it, the more I realize it’s been just fine.

YES there are times I’m so hot I want to cry (today might be one of them), but honestly for the most part, survival is easy.

This is how I do it:

1. Sit as still as possible when you are home. Moving around just makes you sweat and sweating is no fun.

2. Sit in front of a fan at all times. I am sitting in front of a fan right now as I type this and I am cool as a cucumber. Well, maybe not that cool, but I’m comfortable.

3. Keep a lot of goodies in the fridge and freezer. You know, cold drinks, delicious fruit, ice pops, and my personal favorite: cold York Peppermint Patties. OH, yum. Minty and refreshing. Those’ll cool ya down in a jiffy.

4. The occasional cold shower is good for the soul. And your rising body temperature.

5. A cool washcloth can help if things get really sticky.

6. No shoes, no shirt, no problems. Really, though, it works. And it feels darn good, too.

I’d been living with an air conditioner for the past 6 years, and I have to say it’s a luxury, and a dreamy one at that, but definitely something I can live without. I never had it as a kid, and Zan didn’t have AC growing up either, so I guess we’ve been trained to withstand the heat. Plus, we wanted to save on some electricity bills. We’ve got a really good fan, and will-power, too. And you all know how I feel about summer. I almost want to go as far as to say I rejoice in the heat. Give me hot temperatures over bitter cold New England winters any day and I will do a happy dance.

Do you have AC? Do you think you could live without it?

And if you don’t, got any more tips for us for keeping cool?

Did you know I could happily live on lobster every day for the rest of my life?

DID you know that Zan is a lobsterman?

I hope you’re taking notes. These are things that are important.

In actuality, I’m not sure I could eat lobster every day for the rest of my life. I would miss things like cheese and chocolate. But if lobster’s on the menu, you’d better believe I’ll be eating it.

And also, Zan is not really a lobsterman. Not one that wears those rubbery orange pants and pulls traps out of the sea, anyways. We do eat a LOT of lobster every summer, thanks to Zan and his brother, though. And that’s just the honest to goodness truth. Here’s how it works:

Love that guy. For reals.

Ever since I’ve known Zan he’s been pulling lobsters out of the sea. It’s one of his summer hobbies and a pretty cool one, at that. He loves it, lives for it, and is good at it. You see, Zan is a lobster diver. This means he dives down into the ocean to look for those little crustaceans, and pulls them out of the water with his hands. His bare hands! He’s been perfecting this skill since he was a kid. Both him and his brother Clark are fanatics for lobster diving. Clark maybe even more so. That guy is straight up addicted to the ocean. Zan’s father used to take him and his brother out to snorkle dive every summer. He taught them how to look for lobsters, too, and at a certain point, the boys started going up to the ocean to dive by themselves.

They each have a Recreational Lobster Permit, which allows them to take lobsters out of the ocean in Massachusetts, so long as they’re the right size (not too big and not too little) and aren’t egg-bearing females. They purely do it for fun and for themselves, and have no plans to ever sell the lobsters they catch.

It’s pretty cool to watch them dive. I often like to tag along with them when they go. I take my book and relax on the beach, with dreams of lobster feasts in the near future. YUMMM-Y.

When they’re looking for lobsters, they’ve always got to go diving at low tide. Zan brings his snorkle gear, a wet suit, a scuba bag (to put the lobsters in while he’s diving), and a cooler (to store the lobster in after he’s caught them). They line the cooler with ice and a bunch of seaweed to keep the lobsters fresh until their ready to be cooked.

After years of practice, both Zan and Clark have got their favorite spots for diving. Or really, I should say, they know where the lobsters like to hang.

Mostly they can dive whenever the tide is low, but sometimes when that’s in the middle of the day it’s hard. Especially if there’s a lot of people on the beach that day. Most often they go really early, or later in the evening when the crowds have died down. I love going up to the beach with them when the tide’s low in the early morning. It’s so quiet and peaceful being awake before the rest of the world.

They usually dive for about an hour or so, moving along the rocky shore, checking under rocks and between crevices, trying to find where the lobsters all hide. It’s not easy, and sometimes their hands get scraped and clawed, but coming back with dinner is always worth it.

Some days they don’t catch any lobsters. Some days they only catch a few. But this summer? Well, the picking is good, I’d say. In the past 2 weeks we’ve had lobster feasts 3 times! And so many lobsters have been caught that friends and family far and wide need to be called over to help with the eating.

(It’s not hard to find people to help with that sort of project.)

People like me, for instance.

Because I’ll crack a lobster open and soak the meat in a dish of butter any day. (Don’t mind if I do!)

Pretty cool, right?

I feel super lucky to call this guy mine. He’s a keeper, that’s for sure. And I think I’ve made quite the catch.